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i am so fucking sick and tired of people trying to make their their pet dog my friend on facebook. i can’t even have my own reallife cat (fuck you allergies) so why would i want to associate with your dressedup dog in my online life. ugh! instead of being buds with pets online i AM happy (seriously) that a lot of my older family members and colleagues have gotten on facebook. (thank you ADULTS for learning how to use the internet. baby steps!)
i registered for twitter just so i could try to become ashton’s 1,000,000th “follower”. i have to admit it: i was not thinking of the lulz. i wanted the xbox. i wanted to be made into the sims 3 (even though i would probably not use the actual way i look; ew for millions to see me in a video game). i should have done it for the lulz. regardless, the “doctor from austraila” [4chan] is my friend now but i haven’t checked the site since kutcher-douche and there’s no way i need more texts than i’m already fucking getting from people fucking trying to phish my CC#. no thanks, trying to becom anon. i think ginger is my friend on it too. sorry ginger; i still love you very much, just probably not on twitter.
and well well well, if this isn’t some real heavy shit right here:
i finally registered for a SomethingAwful.com forums account. reading since 1999 in FUCKING high school and i’ve lurked that shit for far, far too long. i figured for the 10 years i’ve enjoyed reading it they can have 10 dollars from my tax rebate. and now i can talk to people!
